*listens to anaconda and cries while trying to shake my ass* *looks in the mirror* fuck you skinny bitch
to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
oh my god
hello is this necromancy done cheap?? i’d like to lodge a complaint, i ordered the blade of woe and was delivered a blade of whoa. now my ritual sacrifices are smoking all my weed and getting super invested in keanu reeves movies
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
what the fuck did i just watch lmfao
This bitch is on one lmfaooooooooo
I was tagged in this thing by my love, Bela, but instead of doing the whole “tag ten people you want to do the tag” Imma just pick ten random songs from my mp3player and complete this request.
1) Criminal by Stuck in the Sound
2) No Church in the Wild by Kanye West
3) Believe by The Bravery
4) Eros and Apollo by Studio Killers
5) Everyday Robots by Damon Albarn
6) Phoner to Arizona by Gorillaz
7) Lean by Oh Land
8) The View by Modest Mouse
9) Pins and Needles by Billy Talent
10) What Makes a Good Man by The Heavy